Happy Groundhog Day everybody! I am happy to announce that the groundhog did not see his shadow this year. Wait is the groundhog a he? Why is it always a he. Ok well I'm happy to announce that SHE hasn't seen her shadow. Or maybe it's an it. It hasn't seen it's shadow. I like that better.
ANYWAYS. With February comes Valentines Day and with Valentines Day comes love. Also heartbreak. I love watching couples fight about the stupidest things. My friends are perfect examples of this. Everyday they're fighting over something stupid like, getting a drink of water. Don't even ask.
See here is what I think of Valentines Day. As much as I would LOVE to have a Valentine, I also don't see the point in going completely out of your way to get one. Don't get me wrong I love hearing about how so-and-so did this and this for love. But, what I'm saying is instead of moping because you don't have a Valentine, laugh at everyone who has crappy Valentines. I know it sounds mean and shallow and I sound insecure, but really. It helps, if you see a girl who didn't have the heart to say no to the zitty-nerd face boy who asked her out. It's great, trust me.
I did a matchmakers quiz today at school. Oh man it was awesome. I'm secretly hoping I will get matched up with a special someone or someones. I bet you anything though I am going to get the results back and I am going to be matched up with the most retarded people at school. See my whole idea of laughing at unlucky people comes full circle. I will get my dosage of laughs if I am matched up with someone I hate. Trust me my friends are as cruel as I am.
Here's the real great thing about Valentines Day though. CHOCOLATE. Chocolate is the most amazing thing created. So yum, yum, YUMMY. LOVE IT!!
Ok Valentines is not the only major event this month. There is also Chinese New Years. It is apparently The Year Of The GOLDEN Pig. Supposedly it is very good to have a child this year. So I better get cracking if I wanna have a baby before next year. JUST KIDDING MOM IF YOU'RE READING THIS.
Well I wish you all a Happy February and have fun laughing!
Adios Amigos!
--McHannah
P.S. Grey's Anatomy was sooooooo good last night.
