I went and saw the Nutcracker today! It was the first ballet I have ever been to! So awesome! I used to do ballet when I was younger and I actually auditioned for a small part in the Nutcracker. Of course I didn't get it. I was so mad, the guy was such a jerk. That is beside the point though! I had so much fun. It's so amazing, I love the costumes. I am hoping next Christmas I can watch it again, because that would just complete the holiday season.

Anyways, that was my excitement for the day. Tomorrow is New Years, and I have nothing to do. Yes I know, unbelievable, but true. Don't worry I'll figure something out!

I've got to get cracking on that resolutions list!

Happy New Years! 2007 is just around the corner!

--McHannah

Go to this site. But I warn you, it is truly scary. Truly, truly scary. I am actually.

http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/

Go now. But be warned.

Anyways. As I was scrolling through the desturbingness of that website I thought "How does one become so...scary?" I have yet to find an answer.

Meanwhile here's something to cheer you up after the sheerscariness of the last link I showed you. Trust me this one won't scar you for life, unless you don't like hamsters.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/hamsters

--McHannah

You know when your eyeballs get dry, and then everytime you blink it hurts. Yeah well that's me right now. Ow.

Anyways. Did anyone else feel like Christmas just flew by this year? It was there and then it wasn't. I miss it already. I can't wait until next year. When I move out I'm going to decorate wherever I live for Christmas all year long. Well maybe not, but I at least need a light up Santa Clause in my living room. You know to keep me company.

Think about it.

-McHannah

How was everybody's Christmas? I hope amazing! I had quite the typical family Christmas. Consisting of my sister wanting to open everyone's presents and my brother wanting all my sister's toys. I got some pretty cool stuff. Some clothes, a backpack, oh and A NEW MP3 PLAYER!. I know the first question is going to be "Is it an IPod." The answer is N-O. I don't really like IPods anyways. They're not a lot of bang for your buck. They don't last long and they're SO EXPENSIVE!! But here's the player I got:
Yeah, it's pretty darn nice. I love it. So that was fun. So later we went for the typical Christmas dinner, where we had turkey AND ham. Yum!

So yesterday I went boxing day shopping. It was pretty crappy. Not much in the way of stuff I wanted to buy. But I got these tights from American Apparel I've wanted. They're pretty awesome. Here I show you! They look like this:
But they're this colour:

But before I bore you longer, I must be off for supper!

Au Revoir!

--McHannah

So Santa's coming tonight. I hope you've all been good or you might not get that Chanel quilted purse you've been wanting. Or maybe you've had your heart set on that Betsey Johnson evening gown. Anyways, I know I'm getting most of what I want, most probably. Even if I don't it's the thought that counts. But I usually love all my presents.

All I really want for Christmas is you anyways.

Or that Marc Jacobs ruffle shirt.

But alas, I must be of to better myself, even more.

Merry Christmas Eve you all!

--McHannah

I am officially released from the evil clutches of school. Well for 2 weeks at least.

Anyways last night was Hollis's party. I had fun and it was followed by a sleepover which was also tres amusante! We danced, and laughed and exchanged gifts and we were all very merry! Oh and just as I expected, Hollis LOVED her present. She freaked! So that was that!

I got the most awesomely amazing t-shirt from Maryam. We had agreed to make t's that said hart&loaf on them . This is something between us. It's an expression of our love for one another! So I got her dress and painted on and she got me an American Apparel shirt with her very own symbol made up. There's a loaf of hart on it. If that means anything to you.

Anyways it is 2 days until Christmas and I am soooooooo so so excited! I cannot wait! It's going to be so fun! Christmas break is going to be full of adventures so keep reading!!

Joy To The World!

--McHannah

Ugh I am sick right now. I caught some retarded flu from my family. Blech. It's gross. I haven't barfed, but I know it's coming! Ewwww. And the worst is that the school dance (which I have already bought a ticket for) is tomorrow and I am sick! I am hoping that my body decides that being sick is stupid and makes me better.

I wish I was a magical fairy, so I wouldn't have gotten sick in the first place, and I could make it snow. And It would be a magical white Christmas.

Yes. That would be loverly.

--McHannah

Basically I am in love with the present I got for Hollis, and I really don't want to give it to her.

Anyways, today 5 minutes before the bell rang for the end of the day, some stupid idiot pulled the fire alarm. Yeah so guess what, we all had to go outside, in the freezing cold, without coats. I am personally going to punch that person in the face, if I ever find out who it was. Like who the heck pulls the fire alarm? What is the point? THERE ISN'T ONE!!! God!

I am so almost out of school I cant taste it. And it tastes like Ferrero Rocher. Ooh La La!

Things I Am Needing To Do:

-Buy x-mas present for Dad
-Buy x-mas present for Mom
-Buy x-mas present for Hawlz
-Buy t-shirt for Maryam
-Buy x-mas present for Jacob
-Buy x-mas present for Mendel

I'M NOT THAT LOADED!!!

Has everyone seen that commercial for nicorette? Y'know the one where the flight attendant gets spazzy, because she's quitting smoking. Gawd! It's so funny! I can't find it on you tube, but if you do, then please send it to me or something!

Anyways I must be off!

Later Gator!

--McHannah

So friday night was an adventure. A cold one. Seriously buses take FOREVER! I had to take a bus then a boat that goes across the water then another bus just to get home from a little shindig I was at. I was so cold I was shaking and I couldn't stop. I probably looked like a very addicted teenager. Woo.

So yesterday was pretty much fun! I went to my friends birthday! She won a party at this movie theater for 200 people and we all got free popcorn and pop. C'est le fun! I wore my awesome new dress! Afterwards we chilled at her house, ate cake, and watched another movie along with Christmas specials on TV. So a bunch of us gals stayed over night ate junk and watched a gazillion episodes of the O.C. from season 2. Was pretty much awesome! Happy Birthday y, ! You know who you are!

Today I went on downtown and got Hollis her birthday present, considering her's is coming up on Friday! Party is going to be of the hizzy. Whatever that means. She's going to actually cry when she opens her present. She actually will. Now I don't know if she is a frequent reader of my blog, but just in case I'm going to keep it a secret. All I have to say is it will get her a lot of attention! Oh yes!

So basically I have 4.5 days of school left. Yes I am uber excited. Tomorrow I have a stupid dentist appointment which is bleh, considering I have like 4 cavaties and I always feel like a monster when the perfect teethed hygenists probe my mouth. It's always fun!

Coming to a close:
You Better Not Pout
You Better Not Cry
You Better Not Shout
I'm Telling You Why...


Santa Clause Is Coming To Town.

Ho, ho, ho!

--McHannah

Yay! I got my dress! It's amazing! I love it! So what had happened yesterday was I went to buy it, but her friend had brought all the lay-away stuff back to the owner's house, when she was looking after the shop. So it was at her house. I was just glad she didn't have to sell it! So then today at lunch I went to get it, but she had forgot the bag it was in. So I was like whatever! Then after school today I went and got it and now I am wearing it at this very moment and I love it!

*Sigh* I love fashion.

So today I got to miss half of English and Graphics class to go see a play. The play was none other then "A Christmas Carol." Woohoo! It was awesome! I am in uber Christmas mode right now! Oh and there was one guy in it who i was like, "oooooh! He's cute!" It turns out that guy was the same guy my friend had told me about. He was in "A Midsummer's Night's Dream" and she had told me he was so hot! So I was looking throught the program to find his name and it was him! we have the same taste I guess!

Anywho here I go into charity announcer person. I really encourage everyone to give to charitys. Particularily food banks! There are 40 000 people in my city alone that eat from the food bank. So please if you can give. Even if you think 1 can is not enough it really is! Even if you give a dollar, it's worth 3 cans! So please do this and have a Merry Christmas!

Thank you!

--McHannah

Today was an interesting day. I FINALLY got some Christmas shopping done after school. I went to all the cheap stores and bought my friends cheap accesories. Shh. Sorry guys, but I'm just not loaded like some of you. So I basically am good for all my friends. But my family. I got a couple of things for my sister, I'll find something for my brother, I mean he is only 1. It's not like he's hard to shop for. I have no idea what to get my dad, and my mom, I just need to get my dad out to go find something for her.

So basically Christmas is underway! Hooray!

8 days until freedom.

So today Hollis was telling me about this German guy at her school she has a huge crush on. Meanwhile I looked across the street and I saw this guy. I was like "Dayum, he's hot." So we started crossing and guess who it was??!?!?! HOT GERMAN GUY FROM HER SCHOOL!! So we stopped and talked to him for a minute. He asked where the music store was. After he left, she was shaking. It was so funny! Holy crap. I swear to god it's fate. She wants to invite him to her birthday party. She's trying to get up the nerve. But it was crazy

By the way. Hollis' b-day is going to be off the chizzane.

Fo Sheezy.

--McHannah

Ok so for a laugh here's what I suggest you do. I'll lay it out in steps.

1. Go to www.gizoogle.com
2. Search my blog URL which is http://www.unicornslovehannah.blogspot.com
3. Read and enjoy.

What it does is it translate my entire website into "izzle" speak. Yes, I call it that. I don't know what else to call it. I guess I'm just to White And Nerdy.


God I that song.

But onto bigger and better things. It is officially 9 days, 11 days including weekends, until I am freed from the evil grasp of school. Well for 2 weeks at least. So far my plans are just to go downtown everyday and basically shop. But just in case I get bored of that, do you have any suggestions for what I should do on my winter holiday?

You can post your suggestions in a comment, or you can email me at:

fried.toast@hotmail.com
-or-
heylosenator@gmail.ca

So go ahead.
DO IT.

--McHannah

Last night I wrote and extensive Christmas list for my parents. Seriously. It's 3 pages long and the things I want most are highlighted. I sound like the biggest spoiled brat. But they do call it a wishlist! I decided not to post my Christmas list after all. I thought it would make me seem even more like a brat.

So I saw my friend's play on Friday. The first part was meh, but the secod part was AMAZING! My friend who was in it was insanely awesome. And they have this German exchange student and he is surprisingly REALLY good at acting.

It was pretty fun. Other then that my weekend wasn't much of a blast. But now that is nearing Christmas I am assuming that it will be amazingly fun! So keep tuned and read the adventures of Hannah!

I leave you with this:

Yes that is a barrel of monkeys.

--McHannah

Well I'm watching Fashion TV. It's a channel I have on Shaw. Yeah I'm that obessesed with Fashion! But I always worry about my future. I want to be a designer. But I'm wondering, do I have to go to some prestigious New York school? Apparently not! On the show I am watching they are talking about how my city is becoming a good place for fashion! Well these 2 girls with amazing designs are actually Fashion School Drop-outs! It gives me hope y'know!

Well tonight I am off to a play! Woohoo! Shall be fun! Anywho I must be off.

I leave you with these words:

Library Palace.

They will make sense in time.

--McHannah

So basically I'm mad. Tomorrow I was supposed to go to my friends' (plural) play. I was invited, but no one ever called me back about tickets! This really ticks me off. Now they're sold out and I probably most likely won't be able to go when EVERYBODY else is going. I am so angry! If you want me to come to your play, SELL ME A TICKET!! And they don't sell at the door because who knows why?

Whatever.

Anywho Christmas spirit is in the air and I am tres happy! I am so excited I can't even explain! Soon will be the time when me and Hollis and new addition Maryam will spend EVERY SINGLE DAY downtown, doing whatever it is we do! Last year me and Hollis did that and I learned a lot about myself. I do not know how one learns things about themselves by being downtown all day, but I did.

Aren't ya proud?

I'm working on that Christmas list should be up very soon!

Today I cleaned my room. It is AMAZINGLY clean! I don't even know how I managed it, but I did. Here are before and after pictures:

So the winter dance is coming up. In case you live in America or whatnot, we do not have a thing called "Winter Formal". But, this time 'round Student Council has pronounced that this dance is to be "Semi-Formal". Which in otherwords this means, don't come dressed like a hooker, like so many girls like to do. The question is though, what is Semi-Formal? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?! Please help me out. If you don't I'll just wear my awesome vintage dress I am so close to getting. I have it on lay-away. It's from Norway and it's amazingly gorgeous. So yeah.

So basically I think I need to add a poll to this here website. I'll see if I can find anyway of doing it. So you guys can vote on stuff. Fun, fun, fun!

Fun is my middle name.

--McHannah

So I have to catch up on some things.

On saturday I went downtown with me best friends Hollis, and Maryam! We went shopping around and stuff, then we went to the Art Gallery because there was a free show going on and some pretty good people were playing. Such as K'Naan and DJ Champion! We missed K'Naan, but DJ Champion, was AMAZING. So awesome! It was so awesome, there was a big stage set up and stuff and I felt like I was in New York. Man I wish I was in New York *Goes all dreamy*. Anyways! Check DJ Champion out:

http://www.djchampion.net/


So we had to head home. There was a show at the Ukrainian Hall by my house and I couldn't go because I had to babysit. I thought I wasn't going to miss much. It was just like Narduar and The Evaporators playing. But then later on that evening I get a text, from Hollis whom is at the concert. She was explaining how Narduar was getting all the people from the audience up onstage. Then they started playing "Take Me Out." By Franz Ferdinand. So Hollis and Maryam were just stading there. THEN the leadsinger Alex comes out AND ITS ACTUALLY FRANZ FERDINAND!! They were surprise guests at a dinky little venue in my neighbourhood! Holy crowly. I was so mad I missed it! She then continued to tell me that she and Maryam went up on stage and started crowd surfing Narduar around on the stage. Then after Franz stopped he told them to go backstage and meet the band. SO THEY DID AND THEY GOT TO HUG THEM ALL!! I WAS SOOO MAD!! I was so, so mad. So that is why I officially despise my life.

So then yesterday I went and bought this hot coat I wanted. It looks so sophisiticated and I look really intelligent. So that was awesome. Then basically the rest of the day was kind of bogus.

So. What do you do when you dislike your good friend's boyfriend, a lot? I dunno. Have any suggestions? I almost punched him today. I swear to god. I was telling him about Hollis's incident with Franz and he was like. "Well that's impossible, they're in Australia, that's impossible." And I was like. "I'm not lying, Rosa knows too, the people she babysat for went to the show." He was like. "I looked on their website they're in Australia." I just looked at him and went. "I'm not lying, I bet when Rosa tells you you'll believe it." He replied with. "You might not be lying, but your friend might be." I almost punched him. I went "Rosa tell him, he doesn't believe me!" So she told him it was true. He went to me "I didn't say it wasn't true." I NEARLY PUNCHED HIM OUT!! I will one day. He better watch his freaking back!

Anyways enough ranting for one post!

Auf Wiedersehen!

--McHannah

My name is Hannah and I love cameras, fashion, being a weirdo, and friends. I especially love my best friend who is stuck to my hip, Hollis. We represent the hood, somewhere in Canada. I go to school, I do school things. This is my blog about seemingly random things, but really they all connect to my life in a very special way. If you're happy and you know clap your hands!

These Boots.