So that title makes no sense right? Or does it make all the sense in the world? I opt for the second one. So basically I officially have had 131 visitors. It's awesome. Check this out bizznatch!



Yeah I know awesome. You have to click it to see it bigger. As if you didn't know that already. DUH!

Now if you are wondering what the significance of 131 is let me tell you the tale. Once upon a time when I was in grade 8 computers class a magical thing happened. I was looking around www.whiteninjacomics.com looking for a particular comic. I had no idea what it was called and what number it was so I was going through all of them. I got to #131 before the class ended and to remember my place I wrote #131 on my hand. Later on my friend asked me what #131 meant. I simply told her it was my club that I had made. Shortly after I started writing #131 on peoples hand and convincing them to be in my club. The club started to grow. Even thought nothing actually goes on in the #131 club people still join! There are people who I don't even know who go to completely different schools than me that are in the club! I was amazed to hear this. I am so happy about my club! If you would like to join just simply write #131 on your hand. If you want out of the club just simply wash it off, if you want to stay in it just keep it written on your hand. Voila! No pressure! It's officially awesome! If you are in the club I wouldn't mind emails of pictures, or stories you have about it. Send them to my emails which are on the side bar. I would take great pleasure in knowing someone in say, Rome is in the #131 club. I would be amazed! Thank you! And now the comic that started it all!!

So yesterday I auditioned for the new school play. It is The Three Amigos! I was unsure as to what part I was going to get because my audition wasn't the greatest, but I ended up landing a lead role! I am Ned Nederlander! It's going to be so awesome! It shall be tres funny! Believe me.

In graphics class my friend drew a picture of me. It's so awesome! Here:



Yes that's right, I'm smoking bubbles. It's so excellent! She managed to capture my large nose perfectly! I love it. I will cherish it for a million years + 1!

Also I got a surprise visit from Maryam today! I LOVE YOU MARYAM! THIS GOES OUT TO YOU!!!







--McHannah

My school won our basketball invitationals! Both our teams senior boys and senior s! Could we be more cool? I mean I'm not really a huge basketball fan, but I do have school spirit. So that was awesome! I love my school sometimes. But, mostly not.

Here is a series of pictures, because I have nothing else to write about and I want to make it look like I am an interesting person.









That is all.

--McHannah

I went bowling last night. Disco bowling to be exact. It was supremely awesome. My first couple of games were pretty good considering I haven't bowled in about 5 billion years. I had like 89 and 73 or something like that I even got a couple of strikes. But our 3rd game I ended with the grand total of *drum roll* 26!!! Yes thank you, thank you! It was hilarious I kept bowling zero's. So great. I was actually surprised that I could throw it with one hand because the last time I bowled I was still using the ol' 2 hand method. That was loads of fun.

I have a new respect for bowling.

And Disco.

--McHannah

So today was the first day of our Basketball Invitationals! My school's mascot is the Bruins. Of course. It's great, basically everyone just loves the invitationals because we usually miss class to go watch them. Even if our school isn't playing. Today was great because I had a day 2 and I only had to go to science, which sucked, but I'll live. I did miss gym, math and french. I mean what more could you ask for? I wore my green American Apparel dress to show spirit because our colours are red and green. I was wearing it as a tube dress so we wrote "BRUINS!" on my back and I also wrote it on my face. It was awesome!

Our Senior teams basically own anyone who comes in their range. We won the s game and the guys game today. It was awesome! I also really enjoy the invitationals because at my school cute boys are scarce. So when other guys come from other schools its great! It's just fun to gossip about them and compare who's cuter. Teehee. I'm such a teenage .

So tomorrow the games continue and they shall be equally as fun! This is the one time of the year where my school actually shows some school spirit. I have noticed a significant difference in school spirit since they established our houses. I'm in the Bears. Yes, I know sounds lame. We were in last place as far as house points go, but then the canned food drive came and we were boosted right up to first! I am happy! I love competition. C'est le essence du vie!

--McHannah

Ok, I don't detest ALL people. But last night I was watching American Idol (God knows why) and there were some people getting truly upset over the fact that they CAN NOT SING. I mean who sings that bad and actually thinks they can sing? I am so glad Simon is on that show, he is the only reason why I keep watching it. But anyways, there was this one guy who was like 16 who did like juggling in his audition and he couldn't sing. So they told him that he couldn't and he left the room and burst out like swearing up a storm. Then he started crying and he had like the hugest set of braces in the entire universe. All I could think was "If you went to my school, I would hurt you so bad." Then there were plenty of other upset people and it just made me detest people. God.

Another reason I dislike people is this. Today was the big pep rally to get ready for the Basketball Invitational. The pep rally is at lunch and right when we were getting ready to go into the auditorium someone pulled the fire alarm! I was going to smack someone. I swear to god who does that? AT LUNCH?!?! It turned out fine, but I was severely angered. But then we were eventually let back in and we enjoyed our pep rally. So great!

Well wish us luck on our games tomorrow. Just think in your minds "Go Bruins!"

--McHannah

You know what's retarded? People who do random stupid stuff like, oh I don't know, breaking people's locker locks just for the fun of it. This morning about 30 people at my school had their locks on their lockers broken open. Nothing was stolen from anyone's lockers, but seriously! Who does that? We were all paranoid so we took all our stuff with us. So lame. I mean why would you break open a locker and not steal anything? Completely defeats the purpose.

It's just like how awhile ago someone pulled the fire alarm at 3:02 and we get out literally at 3:05. I mean why would you do that? What is the purpose? So we all had to stand outside in the pouring rain waiting so we could go back in and get our stuff. Man, teenagers are so stupid sometimes.

So the basketball invitationals are coming up this week witch means, NO GYM CLASS!! They take up the gym which is hecka awesome for me. It also generally means no class for like 2 days because we all go watch the teams. I have some awesome memories from watching invitationals. Like last year on of the girls on a rival team got mad and flipped the bird at the crowd. So everytime she played a game our school would boo at her. It made me laugh as mean as it was. Oh fun.

Anyways I have to be off and do the dishes! Love ya!

Oh and I love this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3qUcPEIw2c

--McHannah

Patrick Fugit is amazingly cute. I love the movie Almost Famous and he is the most adorable thing ever. I was reminded of this last night when I went to my friend's for a sleepover. We watched Almost Famous and I was instantly in love again. *Sigh*.
How could you not love that? So loveable.

I finally watched Little Miss Sunshine and again was instantly in love with yet another boy.
He's the boy. Duh! He is so amazingly, amazing in that movie. It makes me think, why must celebrities be so gorgeous?

All I ever talk/think about is boys! It's horrible. I point out every hot guy to my friends when we're just hanging out. It's messed up. But if I see a cute boy I cannot help it.

As long as we're talking about cute celebrity crushes, here's a list:


And also my newest obesession, Andy Samberg. *Drool*.
I like how this post was just basically pictures, of boys. Near to no writing. Yay! I can't help my obsession. Well enjoy les pictures!

--McHannah

God I am so glad it's Friday. You never really realize how lame school actually is until you come back from your glorious winter break. It's like I'm a vampire and school's Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and I just came out of hiding to become a good vampire and Buffy is there to stab me in the heart. Don't ask me where this analogy came from. It just kind of popped into my head.

So here's the highlight of my day. We were in math class and we were using graphing calculators for the first time. So I was kind of sitting there punching in random numbers and using it to spell swear words with the alpha function, whereas my friend's boyfriend was actually really excited. I actually thought he was going to wet himself at the excitement of using a graphing calculator. I would every so often hear from behind me "this is so cool!" and "oh my god that was so awesome" and occasionally a little snort of delightful laughter. I wanted to laugh in his face. I really did, but here's the thing, I was kind of in a bad mood all day and I didn't want to smile, or laugh. I just wanted to be angry, or sad, or tired or whatever I was (probably all 3). So I just sat there thinking "wow, he's a nerd."

My favourite song right now is Braille by Regina Spektor. I love it. There's a little fun fact for you. Here's another: I detest cats.

--McHannah

So in my graphics class we're supposed to make a poster for a school event anytime in the year. We're going to post them around the school and stuff. You can also make a poster for an event that you think should exsist. So that's just what me and my partner did. My partner thought of Weasel Stomping Day. It is on April 11. The day consists of stomping weasels I suppose, even thought there aren't many weasels in the city. And for some reason you need to wear a Viking hat and spread mayonnaise on your lawn. So I expect all of you people to participate to make this new "holiday" if you may a hit. Thanks.

--McHannah

P.S. Grey's Anatomy is back on tonight! Yes!

I want some Grillz. I would actually walk around school wearing them. People probably wouldn't really care, because I do stuff like that. Except all the wangsters that go to my school would probably wanna kill me or something. So scratch that idea.

I don't understand why wangsters think they are the coolest people in the world. I mean are they actually that oblivious to the world that they don't notice nearly everyone ridiculing them. I mean srsly guys. Go out and get some lives. Or some grillz.

♫Smile for me daddy, whatcha looking at? Lemme see yo grillz. Letcha see ma what? Ya, ya grillz, ya, ya, ya grillz.♫

--McHannah

So today was pretty much awesome! After first block I begged a guy in my class for this yummy chocolate stuff he had. Then he gave me a piece and when I got back to my locker my friend had a present for me! A very late Christmas present! And guess what it was? The dress I've wanted from American Apparel for about a million years! Looks like this:



I love it so much! I'm wearing it right now! The thing is now I don't know what to get her. I don't really have much money, on account of I don't have a job. Hopefully I can get one soon though. I'm going to try and start applying for jobs soon. I know everyone's like "You have your whole life to have a job! Blah, blah, blah." But the thing is I want money. I like money. Money buys me things. I can't just keep mooching of my parents. And basically my babysitting career is over. So I see the only solution to be a job. So yeah.

Anyways probably the best part of my day was when I got to planning class. The stupidest class in the universe. Well my councellor was my teacher for that class and I my councellor. I mean I despise her. She is the most obnoxious person. So anyways we got a new guy to be our teacher and I am so joyous because he is young and somewhat hip. So yay!

So that was my awesome day. The only bad part is it's really windy, and it scares me. Stupid global warming.

--McHannah

You know what show makes me cry? At the end of every single episode. EVERY SINGLE ONE. Cold Case. Seriously. It's because they always play the soft sad songs that go so well with the "moment". Take last nights episode. A middle-class, private school boy, heading for university was killed by a rich, snooty dad of a fellow classmate. Then at the end the ghost of the boy appeared to look down on his father and sister, and it was like he was saying "Everything will be O.K." All the while this is going on, they are playing the song How To Save A Life, by The Fray. A sad song. It was so perfect, I was in tears. Also earlier on in that episode they played Such Great Heights by The Postal Service, which is another song that makes me cry.

See here's the deal about why I cry so much. My whole family are criers. I was born one. I can't help it. I cry at everything! I'm not kidding. I'm surprised I'm not dehydrated from all the tears I've shed. Mostly it's movies that make me cry. When I was like 9, I cried in the Tigger Movie, because he was lost and he couldn't find his friends. Yeah. So what I'm going to do is make a list of stuff that makes me cry. Just a list of songs, shows, sights, stuff. So enjoy the Weep List.

Ok let's start of with Songs:
Now At Last -- Feist
Samson -- Regina Spektor
How To Save A Life -- The Fray
Such Great Heights -- The Postal Service
Hide And Seek -- Imogen Heap
Hoppipola -- Sigur Ros

Shows/Movies:
Grey's Anatomy
Cold Case
Ghost Whisperer
The O.C. (usually)
The Virgin s
An American Tale (SO SAD!)
Milo And Otis
Breakfast At Tiffany's
Simon Birch
(There's more, my brain's just kind of 'off' right now.)

Sights:
Old people crying.
Yeah basically just old people crying.

There's a lot more stuff than that. It's just apparently I have some defect where I go to write about something that involves me making a list of stuff about myself, and I can't think of anything. My mind goes blank.

That makes me cry too.

--McHannah

I am so mad that I have to attend school tomorrow. It's gonna suck. Besides I don't even know what classes I have tomorrow. Nobody's going to be paying attention, because our brains our so tuned out from being out of school dor 2 weeks. I bet I'm gonna fall asleep through my alarm and then have like 5 minutes to get ready.

But for fun let's look back on the fun times of the Christmas Break. I'd easily say New Years was the best friend day. I had so much fun just watching movies and stuff, I laughed so much that night. I love my friends. Christmas was the best family day though. Typical family Christmas with the screaming and the fighting of the children. Haha!

Let me know what your fave day was and maybe I'll post your stories. You can tell me in the C-Box because with this template you can't leave me comments, or you can email me. So do it!

Have a nice day!

--McHannah

So basically the magic of Christmas break is coming to an end and I am in mourning. Why oh why, must public schools only have 2 weeks break? Now I have to wait like 2 and a half months for Spring break, which isn't as nearly satisfying because there's not holiday on Spring break, and it's only a week. Oh the lameness! I determined to make my last few days fun, but that's gonna be kind of hard, because everything's winding down. When I live on my own, it's gonna be Christmas break ALL THE TIME. Minus the part where I'm gonna be working, or going to Uni, or whatever. But I will still find time to make it worth while.

FOR I AM

SUPERHANNAH.

That's right, you know it.

You know what show I love? Scrubs. Basically hilarious.

--McHannah

Y'know what show I absolutely detest and loathe? The Backyardigans. Who thought of such a horrid, awful stupid show? It's the dumbest show I have ever seen in my entire life. Not to mention annoying! Jeez! None of the people who play the characters can sing and the songs are horrible. Yeah I know I'm ranting about a kid's show and "It's for kids, so I'm not really supposed to like it" blah, blah, blah! I don't care, this is one kid's show I can not stand.

Rot in the seventh level of hell. Blech.

--McHannah

Happy 2007 everybody! I'm hoping you all have your resolutions planned out. I know I do. Sort of. I hope you all had a fun New Year's Eve. I did! I went over to my friend's house and just hung out with a couple of my girlfriends. We watched a bunch of movies and stuff. It was great! Zoolander. Oh god I forgot how hilarious that movie is.

Matilda: "I became...bulimic."
Derek: "You can read minds?"

If you haven't seen it, do. I guarentee you will laugh!

But yeah that was tres fun and the count down, for a few gals we were pretty loud! I was quite amazed! I love New Years and Christmas. 'Tis easily the best time of the entire year! Other than my birthday. Which is in 192 days. Yes I am counting down.

I'm that lame.

Anyways:

Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and days of auld lang syne?
For auld lang syne, my dear,
for auld lang syne,
we'll take a cup of kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.

I attempted to sing it, but I don't know the words. I just searched those on Google.

Happy New Years all!

--McHannah

My name is Hannah and I love cameras, fashion, being a weirdo, and friends. I especially love my best friend who is stuck to my hip, Hollis. We represent the hood, somewhere in Canada. I go to school, I do school things. This is my blog about seemingly random things, but really they all connect to my life in a very special way. If you're happy and you know clap your hands!

These Boots.